Now don't get me wrong, I love running errands at work. One can meander, one can shop, and one can get the hell out of that damned office for a little minute.

But yesterday it was pissing down rain all day, and I ended up having to go out three times! First to the stationery store to get more goddamn 1099s, then to the bank to make the deposit, and then to another stationery store to get more 1096s because the first one was out!

My shoes never got a chance to dry out all day.

When I went to the other stationery store, however, I had a chance to stop at Bath and Body Works. No, no, I didn't go crazy. I mean, I like Bath and Body Works, but it doesn't affect me in the same way as The Body Shop does.

I was in there for twenty minutes trying to figure out why I didn't want to buy anything, and it finally hit me. It's because the smells are too strong and harsh, and I haven't even got much of a sense of smell!

What it comes down to is that Bath and Body Works is more vulgar than The Body Shop.

And then we had our final rehearsal for the Williams shows.

We were, how shall I put it? O yeah, appalling!
I'm glad we had a good run on Tuesday or everyone would have felt a little uncertain about the shows, but because of that, we know that it was merely a hiccup.

We really were putrid, though. Both Kevin and I made massive mistakes on our lines, Kevin completely forgetting a bit and I had to pull my next line out of my ass, and me skipping two of Sam's speeches because I have two lines that are almost identical and I decided in my wisdom to start with the second one.

Also, we had one of those loud, shouty acting classes above our heads, and during a very moving moment, they all started yelling over and over again "Go home! Go home!!"

Tonight should be much better.

I was watching the news when I got home and they showed a clip from Leno with someone doing a Clinton impression and someone coming out as the only intern that he hadn't hit on, and it was Dennis Rodman in drag, and I was wondering why on earth they showed that? Why would they blow the punchline of a joke like that in the commercial, and then I realized that it was a public service announcement aimed specifically at me so that I would know that I would prefer not to watch.

So I was able to avoid being bored to death, and slept much sounder as a result.

One year ago today:
He is not forgotten.

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