5 February
Okay, after putting out my "I am open to love" vibe to the universe yesterday, the very first thing I got in my e-mail (seriously) was the following:
"SUBJECT: Subliminally Seduce Women Instantly!
Win over any woman you want in less than an hour.
GUARANTEED!
Start dating women that until now were 'out of your league'
GUARANTEED!
I know it sounds too good to be true, but it is now possible for you to achieve in minutes, what typically takes most men days, months, and sometimes even years to accomplish...SEDUCING A WOMAN!"
Ummm...perhaps I should have specified to the universe that what I meant was that I wanted a man?
Yesterday at work I was hippety-hoppeting down the hallway from my office to the main office like a little bunny, not a care in the world, and when I got to the doorway I saw an old man with his back to the door taking off his hat, and I turned and ran back down the hall to my office, slammed the door and hid at my desk.
You see, that old man was the guy from J.M.B. Linens, who insists that we owe them $17,000 and keeps dropping by to get us to pay him, but keeps forgetting to give us any invoices! He's not a mean old man, but he is relentless as the tide.
And he knows what I look like.
So I huddled by my desk hissing at people to "close the door! I'm hiding!!" until someone came and told me that he'd gone away again...
Rob Hudson is the most energetic journalist in the world!
He started out with Robservations, which isn't so much a daily journal as it is a collection of autobiographical essays. Then, when he got engaged he started Rob and Julie's Wedding Journal about the trials and tribulations of trying to get someone to make the damn cake, among other things. Two not being enough, Rob now writes Pages of Goo, a more standard kind of daily journal!
This man can keep up a remarkable level of quality on three journals! None of the rest of us had better ever complain again about updating ours!
Sigh.
I went to The Body Shop the other day. I swear, I swear I only wanted to buy a vitamin e chapstick thingy, but they were having a 75% off sale on the little 2 oz bottles of almost everything!
And so I bought about thirty-five of these little bottles of shampoo and freshener and little pots of face cream and the whole thing costed $22, so it was really worth it, but I was doing so well the last time I was there when I went in to buy one thing and actually bought one thing that I do feel a bit of a backslider.
'Scuse me while I go gloat over my little bottles (gloatgloatgloat)!
One year ago today:
"Someone's gotta talk to Kymm and see if they can get her to bathe more frequently."
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