For the second month in a row, I got my column in, get this, on time! Either I'm growing up, maturing and accepting my responsibilities or I'm living in abject terror of my editor.

No prizes for guessing correctly, what with one of those choices being completely impossible and all...

I have learned something new from commercials!

I the past, I learned the words "viscosity" and "analgesic", and now I know, thanks to the State Capitols Cheerios commercial, that the capitol of Vermont is Montpelier!

See, TV does make you smarter!

I heard on Leno last night that Linda Tripp has not had sex in seven years. I have not had sex in eight years nine months.

I find it faintly horrifying to think that I am actually less appealing than Linda Tripp!

Hey, our very own Amy Martin has been nominated for Cool Site of the Year in the Personal Site category! Go vote for her, and if you have never checked out her page, what are you waiting for?

Woof, dull and short today, short and dull, but I blew my wad on the column. Check out that one year ago today link below for a nice long entry!

Today's horoscope:
You need freedom today and may feel like leaving if you think you are being held back. Don't burn essential bridges!

One year ago today:
"I am home!"

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