1 December When we meet in the street, my terror is complete... 2 December It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today... 3 December I woke up this morning to find that we had out-lived the myth of trust... 4 December P-A-R-S-L-E-Y, that's the way I spell rowdy! 5 December Fearless love makes you cross the border... 6 December I started swearing to my God and on my mother's grave that I would love you to the end of time... 7 December What say you, good people? Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! 8 December Life could be a dream, sh-boom, if I could take you up to paradise up above... 9 December Life is so much betta when you smell the feta! 10 December We have decided how sad it is for others that they cannot fully appreciate our genius... 11 December And still I dream he'll come to me, that we'll live the years together... 12 December Sugardaddy took me to wonderland... 13 December I had a dream my life would be so different from this hell I'm living, so different now from what it seemed... 14 December Kissle me now... 15 December Do you need me? Will you never leave me? 16 December There's a castle just waiting for you... 17 December Oh she's gone? Yes, she's gone, gone, gone... 18 December Home is where I wanna be, but I guess I'm already there... 19 December Young one's dreams come true, not so young ones, too... 20 December I believe that story we've been told, Christmas is for children young and old... 21 December Christmas children live in a Christmas daydream... 22 December Christmas children peep into Christmas windows, Christmas boxes tied with pretty bows... 23 December Rich or not, the Christmas pot of gold hypnotizes children young and old... 24 December Wonder what's inside? What delights they hide! 25 December Wonderous things to eat, every Christmas treat... 26 December Christmas children hunger for Christmas morning, Christmas day's a wonder to behold... 27 December Into the woods--it's time, and so I must begin my journey. 28 December Lies, lies, it's all lies... 28 December-continued I hold a cup of wisdom, but there is nothing within... 29 December Into the woods, it's time to go, I hate to leave, I have to, though... 30 December All the vampires walkin' through the Valley move west down Ventura Blvd... 31 December Whoops, there goes another year, whoops, there goes another pint of beer...