I walked into work yesterday, and The Raccoon said "Hey, what are you doing here? You said on the phone that you wouldn't be in 'till Wednesday!" and I thought that I must have hit my head harder than I thought!

Then, yesterday, I walked into work and sat at my desk, working, for an hour and a half, then The Raccoon came into my cubicle and said "Didn't you say that you weren't coming in today?" I started laughing and said "No, I didn't say that, and I didn't say that I wasn't coming in yesterday, I only didn't come in on Monday!"

She said, "Are you planning on taking any day off?" and I said no. Jeez, had I only known how calmly I was expected not to come in, I could have had three days off this week, no problem!

So last night after work, John and I and a few of his friends went to see Halloween H20, which was really good and scary and fun.

And seated behind me was not only the stupidest person alive, but possibly the stupidest person who has ever lived! And she was narrating the movie, of course, because the stupidest person who has ever lived would never keep her big fat pie hole shut.

My favourite things that she said were "O fuck, here comes Jason!" and (regarding Jamie Leigh) "she learned to do that shit in the military", and, every three seconds "He's gonna fuck her shit up!"

And she repeated every line and told every bit of movement that had just happened, and honestly, it made me wax nostalgic for that marvelous moment in Scream 2 where the kids at the movie theatre were viciously knifed.

Probably for talking too loud.

There was another winner in the bathroom, afterwards.

When I was standing on line, waiting to pee, I saw this girl come out of a stall, look around, then complain loudly that "There's no place to wash your hands! That shit is fucked up!"

I didn't think much about it, until I went into the stall and found that the reason that there are no sinks in the bathroom proper is because there is one in every stall.

I raced out, thinking "I had better get out of here right away! I can feel my IQ dropping!"

One year ago today:
One can indeed have too much love.

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