Well, I really needed to stay in yesterday and Spotone the wedding prints (I know, I know, but I haven't had time what with the show and all), but it was such a glorious day that I had to go to town and walk around.

What a day, what a day!!

I went to Washington Square park, and it was like I was in a movie--one of those movies that show New York in a really good light, like Crossing Delancy or Hannah and Her Sisters.

There were friendly natives and talented street performers and handsome boys playing hacky-sack and catch and pretty girls jogging and the sky was blue and the sun was shining and the breeze was blowing and honestly, I barely recognized it!

It was as though the city was on its best behaviour...

I finally went to Modell's (Gotta Go To Mo's!) and got myself a new pair of jeans, as my old pair was so ripped that my ass was hanging out, frightening children and small animals.

I couldn't find a Loose Fit pair in my size, so I had to go with the Relaxed Fit. I tried on two pairs in the exact same size and style, one pair of Lee's at $17 and one pair of Levi's at $34.

Guess which pair fit? No prizes!

And then this morning when I woke, I found that one of the cats had enthusiastically thrown up during the night, not only on my new jeans, but on my new duvet cover!

My bad kitties never do anything halfway!

It has been mentioned to me lately, that if a girl goes over to a boy's house and he's expecting her and she gets there and he's wearing sweatpants, he's hoping to have sex with her.

Is this true? Boys?

I got shat on by pigeons twice Wednesday in about a one hour period. This is supposed to be great good luck.

I'm waiting for it to kick in!!

And if there's anyone else out there who wants The Whole Story on the stuff I haven't been able to talk about in here lately, all you have to do is ask!

One year ago today:
"I had no idea you were so skanky!"

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