1 April
Another great day!
I'm almost becoming jaded about it, but not quite yet. I have yet to put my winter coat away, though--it's still on the back of my chair so I don't jinx anything. If one single person in New York takes their winter clothes to the cleaners, there's sure to be a blizzard.
And I will hunt down that person, and kill them with a dull spoon.
The accounting system is down at work.
The accounting system has been down since a week ago Tuesday. A week ago Monday was the last time that the pain in the ass who is supposed to be de-bugging the system was last fucking around with it. Are these two completely random acts connected in some way? Do they have anything to do with the fact that the gentleman in question is a fucking idiot?
Could be, could be. He was supposed to come and fix everything on Sunday, then yesterday, and now today. If he does not come, I'll be sharpening my spoon in readiness.
On my way home from work yesterday I stopped at the supermarket to pick up a few things, and I was standing in the checkout line, and I see this young couple and he says "Do we qualify for the Express line? One, two three, four...eight items." and they get in the Express line, and she grabs a package of peppermints and says "Wait! We absolutely must get this!" and he says "No more impulse purchases, or we'll outgrow the Express line!" and they both laughed.
And I just had a dull ache in the pit of my stomach. I don't mind being on my own, most of the time, but at that second, I wanted to be shopping with someone so badly.
It's been such a long time since I've shared my life with someone besides you people, that I really don't remember what it's like to go to the grocery store with a guy. And I was thinking about a particular guy with whom I'd like very much to go grocery shopping, and wondering if I ever would. And doubting it.
And then I realized that I was probably thinking that way because I'm ovulating. Doesn't make it any less true, though.
I'm not doing some big ol' April Fool's entry (like
Al, for one), because I'm not a joiner, but a bunch of journalists are!
Go here and check it out!
One year ago today:
Clearly, some BITCH went into the bathroom and saw my keys and decided to be all HELPFUL and TOOK THEM!!!
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