We got into a very strange conversation at work yesterday.

John was saying how it really bugged him when musicians who write songs about sex and drugs and killing and stuff would always then proceed to thank God in the liner notes of the album, and I said "I would like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for his blessings and for helping me write this song about cunnilingus" and John said "Yeah, they write that like a woman is like a postage stamp, you gotta lick it before you can stick it--Thanks, God!" and Judy's and my head whipped around and we chorused "You know what? That's a good thing! That's a lesson to take through life."

Or, like Chris Rock said "If you're not gonna eat pussy, you're gonna lose your woman like a set of house keys".

Re The Emmys:

What the hell was Janeane Garafolo thinking? She couldn't have washed her hair and dressed up just a little bit? I love her, and she looked like an asshole.

I sure loved Gillian Anderson's dress. I really liked it the first time I saw it as well, on Elisabeth Shue at the 1996 Oscars.

Lord am I ever sick of those Seville commercials that feature celebrities telling ordinary people what nimrods they are for not having Sevilles. Especially that obnoxious one with Christine Baranski acting like she's all that.

Got some more of that Leap! stuff yesterday!

I went to The Body Shop and got the cologne, the soap and the lotion, and I'm walking around all Leap!ed out. So if you're within a hundred miles of me and the wind is right and you smell something unusual...it's probably me!

One year ago today:
Boy, Miss Kansas sure has a big ass.

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