So I was sorting the mail at work and I found a couple of things that belonged to the travel agency instead of us, so I walked over there and gave it to them, saying "We got some of your mail today."

And the woman looked at me accusingly and barked "Why did you get some of our mail today?"

I thought she was joking, but she wasn't! I don't know if she thought we were stealing her mail or that she hadn't noticed that the mail always gets somewhat randomly scattered around the building.

There have recently been a spate of journals calling themselves things like "My Journal" and "My Life:" and "My On-Line Journal" and "Diary" (some of them quite good--I don't want to make you think otherwise). It makes me want to pluck out my eyes. For God's sake, there are over 200 journals in Open Pages alone, not to mention all of the ones outside the ring, get a title! Or no-one will remember whether they have checked you out or not! And if they did and they liked you, they won't be able to find you again!!!

Facryingoutloud...

The theory of "semi-vegetarianism" has recently come to my attention, and all I have to say about that is:

What a crock!

I'm sorry my darlings, but the definition of a vegetarian is "person who does not eat meat. At all. Not even a little bit", so if you only eat chicken or fish, you know what that makes you?

A person who doesn't eat beef, and that's all. You don't get any vegetarian points for that, guys, so get over yourselves.

Boy o boy, when you dish out the cat food with a gravy ladle you know that it's really time to do the dishes.

One year ago today:
I look like a dandelion again.

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