I realize that I didn't do a diet update yesterday, and I'd rather not say, but it would be cheating not to, so I will say that I did in fact gain two pounds but that is all Dracula's fault, because I have no time to eat anymore, so I'm having dinner at 2a and things which is wrong and bad, so I won't do that anymore.

I'm still down nine and a half pounds, though.

I don't know if something was in the air over the weekend, but three people in the small office in which I work got haircuts. Boris, Michelle and Diane are all shorn and pretty.

I am bucking the trend, however, and am continuing to grow out my hair.

And do you know why I am growing out my hair?

I swear, it's the silliest reason, but it's because I want to have long hair when I get married, and it takes about two years for my hair to get really long.

I have absolutely no marriage prospects at this time or anything, but better safe than sorry I always say.

I found the most extraorinary thing yesterday.

It's this new journal Off-Center, and though it's very good and I like it alot, it itself wasn't the extraordinary part. That part was the fact that when I hit the page yesterday there was a picture of myself staring back at me.

Okay, so it wasn't really me, but if you look at the 19 Oct picture, you'll get a pretty goddamn good idea what I looked like about ten years ago (and what I still look like in my head).

One year ago today:
They are cordially invited to go fuck themselves.

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