I discovered something interesting yesterday.
If you're feeling down, the absolute best thing that you can do is sing along with the Spencer Davis Group on Gimme Some Lovin'. Now, of course, if you're really depressed it's no good, but if you're a little blue it works a treat. But you have to sing full out, not half-assed.

Well I feel so good, everybody's getting high
You better take it easy 'cause the place is on fire
Been a hard day nothing went too good
Now we're gonna relax just like everybody should.

See? Now don't you feel better?

Why may I ask is it my job to train the new hires at McDonald's?

Every time I turn around there's a new bird-brained teenager, and the newest one is a beaut. She doesn't have my order memorized yet, that comes with time, but must she make the exact same mistakes every day? And must she be so startled that I'm not getting the meal? Yes, the sandwich is cheaper, but you only get one hash brown and you have to buy a drink, so it would cost me about the same and since I eat breakfast on the train it's not real hard to guess why I don't want a big old McDonald's soda with a flimsy lid, is it?

Sigh...I'm surrounded by idiots.

Here's a wonderful site, by an old friend, Charles Brush.
Be sure to watch the Quicktimes in the Stress Tests section, they're a scream!

I heard on the radio the other day that the average person tells, get this, 185 lies a day! How is this possible? Who are these people?

Sometimes I don't say 185 sentences a day!

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