1 May
O. My. God.
Guess what? I watched Ellen last night, and it turns out, you're not gonna believe this, She's GAY!!!
Well, I thought I'd act surprised...
On a further note, in the Daily News yesterday Lenore Skanzy wrote "Once it was the love that dared not speak it's name. Now it won't shut up."
I'm working the box office at Love Creek this week for the Samuel French Short Play Festival, where different companies from all over the city come in to our theatre and perform. Here is an actual bio from one of the shows:
"After Several light years of an intergalactic tour of stage and screen; This native of the distant star Aldebaran has returned to earth. She wishes not to bore you with her past successes but to leave you with a present experience."
Completely disregarding the stupid capitalizations and that misplaced semicolon, I would just like to say to any young actor just starting out who is considering writing an equally cutesy bio:
Don't. Do not!
Bios such as this just make the entire audience want to punch you in the mouth.
I forgot to say the other day when I was sitting for Molly and putting her to bed and by golly she was shrieking up a storm--and then she stopped short and...
She waved at me. And I waved back, and then she turned her hand around and waved again, and I waved back and....She started screaming again.
Guess she just needed a short break!
I had a good close look in the mirror today (always a grave error) and I swear, I have the biggest pores in the wide world!
I look like a salt shaker...
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