1 May The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball... 2 May Let me in baby I don't know what you got, but you'd better take it easy 'cause this place is hot... 3 May Put! The candle! Back! 4 May Ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel turn... 5 May One year is paper, I think... 6 May I'm the concierge, chez moi honey, won't letcha in for love or money... 7 May Uffda! 8 May Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me... 9 May Kangaroo's pooch? 10 May I hear the rain I hear the rain I hear the rain gotta kill the pain... 11 May The sun ain't gonna shine anymore, the moon ain't gonna rise in the sky... 12 May Many an aborigine's mistaken for a tree... 13 May If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe, I'd be married a long time ago... 14 May I'm a doctor, not an escalator! 15 May It's so nice to be insane, no-one asks you to explain... 16 May He said he saw a girl that looked alot like you up on Choctaw Ridge... 17 May ...and she and Billy Joe were throwin' somethin' off the Tallahatchee Bridge...