It's a wonderful night for Oscar, Oscar Oscar, who will win?

For me, the best way to spend an evening is to get into my jammies and slippers with a Pepsi, a pack of smokes and a sundae from Luna Park sitting in from of my giant TV watching the Oscars. I know there must be people on earth who don't watch the Oscars, but the thought boggles the mind. An online diarist yesterday actually said, and not jokingly, "There's nothing on TV on Monday nights".

Who ARE these people?!

(O, I know I'll hear from some of you...)

My personal Oscars

Best dress: Barbara Hershey
Worst Hair: Holly Hunter
Best sport: Madonna
Wear a tie, for God's sake, what's the matter with you?: Will Smith
What the hell was he doing here?: Dennis Rodman
Best Looking Girl in Glasses (as well as Best Lipstick and Best Earrings): Nichole Kidman
Worst Shot Sequence: The Lord of the Dance dancers (if they are dancing in sync with film behind them, that would be nice to see said film)
Biggest Rip-Off: Randy Newman losing again. Well, at least Menkin didn't win again!
Scariest Moment: Who knew what David Helfgott was going to do?
Person Who Apparently Joined the Clergy: Tim Robbins
Most Inspired by Sharon Stone's Gap T-Shirt Last Year: One of them Cohens.

Go Billy Bob!

I called Medicare at 12.02p, and the woman said "Good afternoon, Medicare".
I was very impressed. I usually forget and say Good morning until around 2.30.

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