14 March
I met him in a swamp down in Degoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda--
S-O-D-A, soda.
I saw a little runt sitting there on a log
I ask him his name and in a raspy voice he says "Yoda"--
Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo-yoda...
Guess what I saw last night?
It was the last chance to see Empire at the Ziegfeld (the best theatre in New York), 'cause Jedi's going in tomorrow, so I chugged over there last night. Great stuff!
The funniest part was when Leia laid that big smacker on Luke and everyone booed and went "eeyew!" which was a VERY different reaction from when I saw it the first time! Also, it finally struck me what Yoda reminds me of! Everybody says Fozzie, which I always knew was wrong, because he isn't at all Fozzie-like, though Oz does both voices, and do you know what it is? It's Grover! He moves just like Grover.
Whoops!
One of the systems guys at work came up to me yesterday and said in my ear "So, how's the Mighty Kymm?" and I was a little surprised, because I knew that he knew about my site, but he'd never made an effort to look at it before, and I said "You found me?" and he said that he had done a search under our company name and this site came up, and he mentioned some of the meaner things that had said about people here.
Who now can find it.
Gulp!
Luckily, the systems guy in question is a good friend who will keep his URLs to himself, but I think I will never mention my company name again, and maybe I'll go back and remove all reference to it, but if I'm already in the search engines, then I don't know what good THAT would do, so maybe I'll just keep riding the ragged edge of disaster.
Now, I'm certainly guilty of this myself, so Lord knows I shouldn't throw stones, but I have been seeing a plethora of diaries lately discussing at great lengths how boring they are. They talk about "my boring life" or "I am very boring" or "Gee, this is a boring entry", and you know what? Talking about how boring you are is VERY BORING!
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We have hit a new low here in The Company That Must Not Be Named. Remember the Evil Pepsi thief? Well, yesterday I realized that I had two Pepsis hidden in the fridge, so, on a lark I thought I'd see if they were still there (ha ha), and do you know what? They were there, but they were both half drunk and, get this, FROZEN!
So some lunatic carefully drank half of each bottle (God forbid he leave one untouched for me), then put them in the freezer, and then back in my hiding place?
?????!
Don't forget, NEW PHOTOS on the photo page, darlings!
Thanks, Lady Shel!
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