Saw Donnie Brasco last night with John.

I really wasn't that interested in it, but it was a SAG screening, so it was free, so I though why the hell not? And you know what? It was terrific!

Johnny Depp was excellent, the script was great, and it's the first time in a while that I've seen Al Pacino and not thought constantly "Goodness me, that's Al Pacino!"

This new girl where I work is named Antonette (yes, that's Antonette without the "i" which sort of makes it seem as though her parents were illiterate or something but people who spell their name with a "y" and two "m"s shouldn't go around throwing stones or calling the kettle black or anything.) and do you know what they call her? Anty!

Yes, ANTY!!

She must have requested this nickname, because even the people around here aren't stupid enough to jump to THAT strange conclusion, but I'm not getting why anyone would volunteer to be called such a goddamn ugly name.

Saw a sign downtown the other day that said

"Gauntlet International
Body Piercing
since 1975"

Which sort of has the subtext that if you didn't get pierced in 1975, you're hopelessly out of it.

"Now listen to me, you young whippersnappers, back in my day we didn't have these fancy eyebrow and tongue piercings--ears, noses and nipples were good enough for us!"

Remember the stupidest photographer in the world?

You know, the one who didn't know his ass from his elbow in the darkroom and had to be told everything 50 times and put a piece of cardboard in the developing machine thinking it was paper? Remember? Well, I hate to admit I was wrong, but it turns out that he may be a ninny, but he's one hell of a good photographer.

Yay!
Yay yay YAY!! Scott READS me!!!

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