1 March We're not just entertainers, we're personalities! 2 March If I don't do my taxes today, my Mother will KILL me! 3 March Turpentine and dandelion wine, I'm turnin' the corner and I'm doin' fine... 4 March I got a fire in my belly and a fire in my head, I'm goin' higher and higher until I'm dead! 5 March I run to tenderly hold you, but darling, you won't be there... 6 March My tummy hurts! 7 March Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite... 8 March My life is a spiraling circle of hell... 10 March Hello, darlings, I'm back! Didja miss me? 11 March Fugeddabowdit! 12 March O mio babino caro... 13 March My God...it's full of stars! 14 March Laugh it up, fuzzball! 15 March Could be worse...could be raining! 16 March And when you say you're goofy, that makes you goofy! 17 March Up the Irish! 18 March And the red death held sway over all... 19 March Unmask! Unmask! 20 March There are too many clues in this room... 21 March The spice must flow... 22 March The way you have a sense of God, I have a sense of snow... 23 March Bullets don't grow on trees. 24 March We've met before, don't you remember? 25 March Gimme some of them french fried pertaters... 26 March What did Zarathustra say, anyway? 27 March St. Peter don't you call me, 'cause I can't go; I owe my soul to the company store... 28 March But I'm sure that I could be a movie star if I could get out of this place... 29 March Baa Ram Ewe! Baa Ram Ewe! 30 March Father's home! Father's home! 31 March O, won't you stay just a little bit longer?