So yesterday I decided to get summered out.

Shaved my legs, painted my nails (fingers pippin apple green and toes purply silver), put on a tank top, shorts and sandals, and went out to blind the world, all five tattoos in plain view for the first time ever!

And I don't care what Melody says, my pasty white limbs are much whiter than hers! White as a supernova, baby.

Wearing the sandals is funny, 'cause I have worn the same shoes pretty much every day for seven or eight years. Not the same pair of shoes, natch, as I wear out a pair every six months or so, but I always wear these black flat Easy Spirits, kind of like jazz shoes, for all you dancers out there, but with arch support.

So wearing these perfectly normal sandals with a heel about an inch high makes me feel like a completely different person.

And I was at the drugstore buying new nail polish and a woman turned around and looked at me and said:
"Don't you look cute! Did you just come from a spa?"

I was trying to figure out if she meant that my fat maggot white legs and arms shouldn't be out assaulting the public's sensibilities unless I was going to work out or what!

Here's a funny thing.
I was at Cynthia's house rehearsing, and afterwards I hung out with Cynthia and Fran and baby Molly, and Molly asked for a cookie and Cynthia said "Molly have cookie. Mommy had cookie. Kymmie had cookie."

And Fran said "And Daddy had beer, which is cookie to him!"

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