It is so motherfucking hot.

I spent yesterday in an air conditioned office and on air conditioned subway trains and everything, so it didn't really affect me, but at my house there is a black tar roof above my head, it is always 5-10 degrees hotter in my apartment than it is outside.

It was 88 degrees in my apartment at 2a. Yech.

The evil stealing of my sodas from the fridge at my office has hit it's lowest point. I left a Pepsi in the fridge overnight and someone opened it and took...get this...ONE SIP!!!

Please, I am begging you, JUST STEAL IT!!!

Dave, my old boss, came up to me and said "What's that temp's name?"
I looked at him oddly and said:

"His name is DAVE!"

Brian Keith, Jacques Cousteau, who's next?
All of my childhood idols are dying the span of a couple of days.

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