So yesterday I was at the reception desk and Diane's phone rang and she said in a loud angry voice:

"WHAT???!!! You have GOTto be kidding me!"

And after she hung up I peeked around the wall and said in a really pathetic voice, "Were yelling about something I did wrong?" and she laughed and said that no, it was that they were closing down her gym.

I am such a wimp!

My Mom called me yesterday because she finally decided to re-record the message on the answering machine. I dash off new messages for my machine in about five minutes, but Mom took hours and hours. It was hilarious how she was obsessing over it. I mean, she's an actress, but she kept sounding like a robot.

I said, "Mom, you sound like you're a hostage and someone has a gun to your head."

I swear, one of the women I work with is about to drive me batty.
You see, she's a newish mother, so she drones on about her kid all day long, which would be fine if she was a good storyteller, or if the baby every did or said anything even remotely interesting, but she's not and she doesn't and it's just deadly.

The worst part is that I like this woman, when she's talking about other things, so I can't really tell her to shut the hell up or anything. Sigh...

Monday morning I turned on the TV and the first thing I heard was my Da's voice. It was that Hector Elizondo episode of Columbo again. I was grinning all day long.

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