Alright, now I know I'm back in NY.
Last night in my kitchen I saw a cockroach as long as my thumb. And no, that is not a Kymm-like exaggeration. I swear, I don't mind a few bugs (and if you have a few you have a million) as long as I don't have to see them in my kitchen!

Icky icky icky...

By the way, since my Village Voice review does not seem to be in the on-line version (interesting...), I am transcribing it here no matter how uppity that might seem just because it's so cool.

"The Mighty Kymm

"O. My. God. Guess what? I watched Ellen last night, and it turns out, you're not gonna believe this, she's GAY!!!"
That was how The Mighty Kymm kicked off her May 1 entry. And, more recently, there was the one that started, "I was on the subway and I saw someone do the most revolting thing that I have ever seen anyone do in public, and I saw a big fat guy masturbate on the D train once."
What makes her Web site so enjoyable? "I sit down and write things that strike me as odd or funny or whatever," she wrote in her first anniversary entry (May 5). A lot of diarists take a similar approach, but few do it as well--and as concisely--as Kymm."

(followed by the WRONG URL!! But as I said yesterday, it's the thought that counts!)

I heard on the radio recently about swastikas painted on a synagog, and that police were investigating whether it was a bias crime.

I don't know, maybe they were some of those loving and kind and Jew-friendly swastikas.

This is from an e-mail from my friend Jeroen, we were discussing flavours of yoghurt (don't ask) and he said that he hates bananas:

Me: I quite agree about bananas. They are on my list of Things I Can Never Put Into My Mouth Under Any Circumstances.
Jeroen: That's part of the List Of Lists That Do Not Include Tommy Lee Jones, is it?

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