So I went out to Jersey yesterday to see the house that Cynthia and Fran were thinking of buying, and I hated it!

It's a gorgeous house, it really is, but the place for me to live in is absolutely dreadful. It's smaller than my current place and it's a basement apartment and it has this incredibly low ceiling, and I honestly was almost crying when I saw it. But I promised that I would live there, so I will, but I told Cynthia that I would only guarantee her three years (barring unforseen things like marriage, which will never fucking happen, who am I kidding?), and then I would have the option of moving if I wanted to.

I'm dreading it, but I do want to move, and I did make a promise, and I will make the best of it.

The other night Third Eye Blind (you remember, the band with the best looking lead singer alive) was on Letterman. When they were on Conan the other week, and he said "she goes down on me" they blanked out the word "down", but Letterman kept it in.

What a brave brave thing to do!

What is going on with these Premiere covers?

Last month was Jodie Foster in Amy Irving's old hairstyle (and even Amy doesn't wear it that way anymore) and this month is Alicia Silverstone looking just like Laura Palmer, dead and wrapped in plastic.

I honestly wouldn't be seen dead at that new movie Good Burger, (I'm certain that the filmmakers aren't breaking their hearts over this revelation, as I'm not eleven years old and the film wasn't made for me) but I have that catch-line in my head and I keep saying it and everyone thinks I'm nuts!

"WELcome to GOOD Burger, HOME of the GOOD Burger, CAN I take your ORder?"

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