Okay, it's happened.
It's so hot that I can't think of a single thing to say about it. Moving on...

I used to meet people and think they were my age and they were always 10 years older than me, and now I meet people and think they're my age and they're always ten years younger than me.

So I was watching McCloud the other morning, and McCloud was driving around trying to find this woman that he was protecting and she was in a taxi but the taxi driver was really the guy who was trying to kill her and he pretended that the taxi had broken down so he got her to sit in the front seat and pump the gas pedal while he fiddled under the hood and then he leaned in the window and started strangling her with his tie but she started honking the horn and McCloud heard it and knew that that was the girl he was looking for and she was in trouble.

Because a honking horn in NYC is so unusual, you see...

And we have a winner!
As of this month's cover of George Magazine, Jenny McCarthy has handily captured the title of Most Vulgar Person in America!

She wrested the crown away from the former Most Vulgar Person in America, Anna Nichole Smith, as Miss Smith has carelessly lost 50 pounds and stopped dressing quite so much like a former cashier/Playboy model/gold-digger whore. She could not be reached for comment.

Congratulations, Jenny! I'm sure you'll keep the title for a good long time.

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