1 July
The aliens have landed!
(shhh, I'm trying to get Tommy Lee Jones to come save me!)
It was so funny, I've been re-doing my archives recently, and I thought that once I was done I would redesign the main page, and I was mulling over a couple of different backgrounds (including this one), when Lucy sent me the above logo out of the blue saying "That purple has gotten a little old!"
We appear to have a psychic connection. Maybe next she'll pay my rent!
So last night I was lying in bed trying to sleep, and I opened my eyes for a second and closed them right away and I saw Milo sitting right by my head. I toyed with the idea of just pretending to sleep, but when he sees my eyes open he must get petted or he'll meow the house down, so I kept my eyes closed and reached my hand out and...
...he wasn't there!
I opened my eyes, and there were several boxes where I had seen him, so he clearly could not have been there and then suddenly gone away. So I turned over and there he was about two feet away, staring right at me.
Great, now he can astral project...
When I was at Cynthia's on Sunday she handed me Molly's naked Barbie and asked me if I saw something funny about her. And I sort of looked her over and noticed that she sort of has these raised plastic flesh coloured "B"s all over her crotch and butt!
I guess they were trying to make her look like she wasn't quite so naked and all, but it just made her look like she had a dreadful rash.
Or maybe crabs.
So I was wearing my sandals to work today, and I don't know about anyone else but I just cannot wear those shoes all day long, so I took them off and sort of wandered around the office in my bare feet.
People would kind of look and laugh, but then Maryann saw my nekkid feet as I walked by her and she stood stock still and her mouth fell open and I swear her hair practically stood on end. She looked like Buckwheat, if Buckwheat had been a white woman in her late 40's.
I don't think I would have gotten a bigger reaction if I had been walking around without pants on!
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