14 January

Rehearsed Perp last night, which requires a pair of handcuffs, so I decided to wear mine as a bracelet so that I wouldn't forget to bring them, and I discovered an interesting thing. If you're on the subway in New York wearing a pair of handcuffs, people look at you like

"Hmmm...I guess she's more interesting than she looks!"

When I was walking home last night, I was transfixed at the sight of a simply gorgeous Christmas tree in a bay window, and was so struck by the holiday spirit that it was all I could do not to throw a rock through the window and yell:

"It's January thirteenth for crying out loud! Put your tree by the curb!!"

I just realized that I never told any Xmas stories, of which I have many written in my paper journal, so I'll try to write one per day until I run out, or Easter arrives, whichever comes first.

When I got off the plane, my mother picked me up, and we stopped at Carl's Jr. for dinner on the way home. Now, let me explain one thing, when I eat hamburgers, I eat them plain; I don't even eat the bun, and I have done this my entire life.

So, we're in Carl's Jr., and my Mom turns to me and says "Do you want a cheeseburger?", and I give her a very strange look and say "Noooooo...", and then she says "What do you want on it? Lettuce? Tomato?", and I said

"Mother, who do you think I am???!!!"

Ray Liotta said in an interview for Turbulence that he was really excited to do it because he'd never done an action /special effects picture before.
O yeah, Ray? Re-writing history, are we? Remember a little thing called

NO ESCAPE??!!

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