(The Mighty Kymm--you'll not see nothing like!)

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4 January

Man, I work like a squirrel every day for seven months on this thing and am the best kept secret on the net, I split for two weeks and I get THREE new worshippers at the feet of the Mighty Kymm (pay no attention to that girl behind the curtain), Roy, Norm and Brian! (you can stop pouting now, darling, I've mentioned you!) I guess if I never updated again, I'd be the most popular page on the whole web!

By the way, said Norm was the VERY FIRST submission to my new award, and he won handily, what with all the sucking up he did.

O, and it was a good page, too...

I keep forgetting to say NEW PHOTOS on the photo page again!

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I knew it was too good to last. Remember how I was crowing over the fact that no-one dropped out of my cast, an unheard of occurrence in Love Creek? Well, I called all of my actors for their schedules, and I got a call back from Michelle saying that she was ill and had been ill since November and she kept thinking that she would get better, but she finally realized that she would be unable to do the show. So I called Geoffrey, and he gave me a girl I don't know, Robin, who seems very enthusiastic.

Sure hope she can act...

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I'm just glad when I was home I went to Disneyland and saw the REAL Pirates of the Caribbean...The funny thing is that I remember looking around for the jillionth time at the Pirates getting drunk and shooting guns and chasing women and SELLING women and thought "Jeez, if they made this today, it sure wouldn't be like this! So, I guess they heard me thinking. Sorry, everybody.

I mean, yes it's an anachronistic throwback, so's Dr. No, and it's still fun.

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I went to the supermarket the other day, and saw on the side of a skim milk carton the words: "100% Fat Free!" What the hell do they think we think 1% and 2% milk is? 1% or 2% beets? Cat food? Jump ropes?

Who are the ninnies saying "Well, I'd LIKE to get skim milk, but I don't want all that fat".

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