3 January
Guess what, darlings! Since I was the only page on the whole web not giving out awards, I decided to rectify that oversight at last and start flinging them out! It is my Mighty Big Ol' Award and if you REALLY want to win it, cash, foot massages and acting roles will DEFINITELY work in your favour!
Baldrick has always slept part of the night on top of me and the other part cuddled up to my legs (before everyone gets all excited, perhaps I should mention that he's a cat), but since I've come back from L.A. he sleeps on top of me all night long. The funny part is when I turn over, he doesn't fall off, instead he acts like he's a lumberjack in a log rolling contest, and just sort of scuttles in place until I've finished turning and then settles down again.
It's highly adorable.
A story recently sent to me by Josh :
"So I'm at the supermarket, and when I'm checking out, the really cute teenager at the register says, 'I hope you don't mind me asking, but are you single?'. So two things immediately happen.
1) My ego soars
2) I start trying to think of gentle ways to let this poor girl down.
So I say, "Why do you ask? Are you looking for a date?" and she says, 'Ummm...actually, it's because almost everything you bought is microwaveable.'"
If there is anything in the whole world that I find tiresome it's when people say Hollyweird instead of Hollywood. And it's not because I'm from there, it's just that it's SO 1980. It always sounds to me like the person is an idiot trying to act clever.
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