(The Mighty Kymm--you'll not see nothing like!)

20 August

Keep in mind, I'm the Diary of the Week this week!

Also, there's only four days left to send me an Electric Postcard, or some Virtual Flowers, or some Other Virtual Flowers, or a Virtual Present!

One more thing, new photos on the photo page at last! With people in them, this time.

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The People are demanding to know what the hell " 'She' is the cat's mother" means! And what the people want, by golly the people get.

The best definition was by my friend Cynthia:

"this refers to the fact that it is considered rude, at least by the users of this expression, to refer to someone who is present at a conversation in the third person. this is apparently dehumanizing to them. therefore, if you, my daughter katie, and i are having a conversation, and katie remarks, "mom, is she (meaning you, kymm) still rehearsing her show?", if i want to sound like my ex-husband or your mother, i should scowl ominously at her(katie) and say " 'SHE' is the cat's mother" !"

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So John comes into work yesterday and says "Guess what's playing at Radio City?"

Movies, that's what! I've seen three movies at Radio City in the fifteen years that I've been here, The Black Cauldron, Return to Oz, and The Lion King, and it's the best place in the wide wide world to see movies. Well, for the next five days they're having a film festival with all new prints on the biggest screen in the world. Tonight is Psycho, tomorrow is Jaws, Friday is a double bill of American Graffiti and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Saturday is another double bill of Animal House and The Blues Brothers, and Sunday is The Sting! And they're only $5.50 each if you buy a pass for the whole series!

Which I did. Boy, do I love all those films.

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There are ANTS in my HOUSE!
I've never once seen an ant in New York, and suddenly they are materializing in my living room.

Am I being punished for not cleaning?

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One year ago today:
My other ankle hurts ALOT.

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