Well, I met David yesterday, and it was AWFUL! He turned out to be a white slaver, just like my mother said he would be!

No, no, no, it was fine!

The first words out of his mouth were "I thought I remembered you saying you were short!" And I said "No, I wouldn't have said that, because that would have been a big fat lie! And besides, I usually refer to myself as freakishly tall!"

It was a stunningly gorgeous day, so we grabbed some lunch and ate outside, and it was very nice.

I was waiting in line at McDonald's, and I was considering the nine piece Chicken McNugget Extra Value Meal and I had a little time to kill, so I added up the prices.
Turns out that the Meal is $5.99, and the individual pieces are $6.07.

So, I guess Extra Value means 8 cents...Wonder what Just Plain Value would be?

A fourth girl was in my room at work for a couple of days and she brought in her own radio, ostensibly to save my batteries, but really to listen to her own HORRIBLE radio station. All thumpa-thumpa dance music, which would be swell to dance to and all, but listening to it is just plain torture.

Yesterday, she moved, voluntarily I might add, into the Hideous Room Full of People, and CBS FM reigns again in 305!

The only thing I'm interested in regarding Prince Michael Jackson Jr. is the book he'll be writing in twenty years.

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