So, I hung around work pretty late last night, going though my backgrounds and getting rid of all the butt-ugly ones (and MY GOD were there alot--I have no IDEA what I was thinking!), and I was about to go home, so I went to the bathroom using the key on the same ring as my house keys (foreshadowing), went back to my office, and suddenly realized that I couldn't find my keys that I used like five seconds before, so I looked around the office, and they weren't there, so I went back to the bathroom and...

...they weren't there, either!

And I looked and looked, and couldn't find them, so I decided to call the two places that have spare keys, the real estate office below my apartment (closed) and my ex-roommate (no answer). On the off-chance she was on-line, I e-mailed her, and started looking into locksmiths. Without a phone book. I got a couple of numbers from information and beeped them, but while I was waiting, I realized that it would cost a mint, so I decided to spend the night at Cynthia's.

Called her. Not home. Sigh...

Then, my ex-roomie e-mailed me, and all was well, but what a PAIN! Clearly, some BITCH went into the bathroom and saw my keys and decided to be all HELPFUL and TOOK THEM!!!

Grrr.....

And the weather has been ridiculous! Friday was beautiful, Saturday it rained, Sunday was stunningly beautiful, and yesterday it snowed!

It's like we're getting all the weather there is all at once!

So far today appears to be beautiful again, but I'm not relaxing, me. Clearly tomorrow there will be a hurricane, Thursday a monsoon, Friday a tornado, Saturday a drought, and then Sunday the world will end.

On Sunday I saw the most wonderful movie, Gray's Anatomy, which is a Spaulding Gray monologue about an eye problem he had, and it is one of the most hilarious films I have ever seen. I highly recommend it, but I also highly recommend coming about five minutes late, or bringing earplugs, because it starts out with all these people talking about accidentally pulling out their own eyes and things, and I was hyperventilating and I practically fainted and had to leave the theatre until I heard Spaudling's voice.

It was interesting to watch, because he narrates his life like I do, though of course to a great many more people, and I was thinking that if I met him and had sex with him, then we'd both tell about it!

I have a very rich fantasy life...

Another thing that really bothers me when I'm answering phones at the front desk at work is when callers ask if so-and-so is there or if so-and-so is available, when the only answer to that is:

"That depends. Who are you?"

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