1 April It you cannot think of anything appropriate to say you will please restrict your remarks to the weather... 2 April I'm livin' the life of Riley... 3 April It probably is a duck! 4 April All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies... 5 April ...and when they catch you they will kill you. But first they must catch you... 6 April I don't know, fly casual! 7 April I washed my face and hands, I did... 8 April Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.--Stephen Wright 9 April Bad, bad, DREADFUL Kymm! Most naughty Kymm! WICKED Kymm! 10 April Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.--Lazerus Long 11 April All these worlds are yours... 12 April You're a handsome devil, what's your name? 13 April The rain it raineth every day... 14 April This is me breathing... 15 April Well, I'm going down to Cowtown, the cow's a friend to me... 16 April You really like me! 17 April Maybe you don't like me! Who can tell? 18 April Here's the sound a doggie makes, bark bark, bark bark... 19 April Sometimes it's really hard to think of a subject... 20 April Today I am a small blue thing... 21 April Buy Jay lunch! 22 April Just like the people on street corners who talk about destiny... 23 April Our revels now are ended... 24 April Four banana three banana two banana one, four bananas singing in the bright blue sun... 25 April Kicks just keep getting harder to find... 26 April I don't want the world, I just want your half... 27 April We're all named Jake in Iowa... 28 April If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how to walk that dog... 29 April I hear the lift descending, I hear it hit the landing, I see the hackles on the cat standing... 30 April Hiding in my room safe within my womb, I touch no-one and no-one touches me...