I've lost six pounds! Isn't that neat? Admittedly, six pounds ain't much, but I am now below a certain decade that I haven't been below in a while.

Life is very sweet.

Yesterday I was sitting on the subway, reading a magazine and tearing out pages that I wanted to save, sitting next to a homeless man reading a newspaper and tearing out pages.

Bit too close for comfort, I think.

Okay, now that America's Funniest Home Video is asking people to send in tape of themselves doing the Macarena, perhaps that will put the final stake in the heart of this hideous fad.

I'm BEGGING GOD that it will put the final stake in the heart of this hideous fad.

Okay, Goldbond Medicated Powder, makers of the most disgusting commercials on television, have hit a new low. In the new advert, people natter on at great length about "male itch".

I don't wanna know...

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