14 September I dreamt of Josh last night. I dreamt that he was back, and I said "I'm so glad you're back!", and he said "Um, actually, honey, I've been back for three days." If he really does that to me, I'll be forced to kill him. Don't forget, darlings! I'm the Onesite of the Week of 9-15 September 1996!
There is this boy who will remain nameless in this show that will remain nameless who needs to say "iambic pentameter", and cannot. He keeps saying "IMbic TAMeter" How can a person live on the planet earth and not be able to pronounce iambic pentameter? Especially an actor!
I read in the paper today that Tommy LaSorda might coach the Yankees. If he does, I will no longer have any faith in humanity.
Hey, guess what! The actress who played the dead woman on Conan O'Brien's anniversary show tonight is a friend of mine! Her name is Irma St Paul, and she's a member of Love Creek. Isn't that funny?
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