I woke this morning, yawned prettily, rubbed the sleep from my eyes, downloaded my e-mail, and found this horror awaiting me:

"I have to take this hunk of junk computer in to be repaired. And no, it's NOT because of something I did! I've been informed that this is going to take anywhere from 2 days to FOUR WEEKS! I don't know how I'll survive! This should be a very valuable lesson to all of you......DON'T BUY A PACKARD BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't let my misery be in vain!
And with that said......Hasta la Pizza everyone.....

-Josh"

O, God, what will I DOOOOOO?????!!!!!

My mother's agent saw a screening about using CD-Roms for actors at the Academy, and she called my mother and said "Your daughter's name is Kymm, right? What's her last name?" And my Mom said "Zuckert", and her agent said "She was in the movie! They used her picture as one of the examples!" Apparently, they just randomly picked people out of the Player's Guide. Isn't that cool?

My best friend Cynthia's husband's name is Fran, and I called him and said that I had seen on TV that he was destroying North Carolina, and to stop it!

He said North Carolina started it.

So funny. I was watching a TV show last night about beauty pageants, which was a scream. A judge was telling about his favourite contestant answer ever: "In a preliminary round we were asking the same question to all of the contestants, and one of the questions was 'What is your favourite date?', and the girls were mostly saying stuff about limousines and corsages, but we asked it to one girl, and she said 'Hmmm, that's a hard question', so we knew we were in trouble, and then she said 'Well, I'd have to say April 25th, because it's not too hot and not too cold. Winter is over, but summer has not yet begun, so I'd have to say that's my favourite date.'"

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