Well, darlings, today I started a BRAND NEW section! It's an Archives page, and it contains all of the stuff that I change every day, i.e. this bit, and the "three things" bit below, from 1 August on. Unfortunately, though I have been doing this page since May, I only started saving my daily musings recently. So, if it's a real crappy day and I can't think of a single interesting thing to say (let alone FOUR things!), you can look in the Archives for a better selection.

In the new TV Guide they have an article on that new show Access Hollywood. The article said "The other shows are asking Sandra Bullock and Gwyneth Paltrow things like 'Who're ya dating? When're ya getting married? What's it like to kiss Brad Pitt?' We're going to delve a little deeper."

Does anyone on earth want to hear anything "deeper" than the above examples from celebrities? "So, Gwyneth, what're your views on the welfare reform bill?"

One thinks not.

I saw some frozen waffles at the store the other day and it said on the box
Fat Free!
Gluten Free!
Sodium Free!
Sugar Free!
Dairy Free!

What do you want to bet that it's an empty box with a picture of a waffle on the front of it?

The Macarena guys were on The Tonight Show last night so that the audience could dance, and the Macarena re-mix guys were on Oprah today so that the audience could dance.
Do you need any more proof that this thing is OVER?

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