Last night I saw my friend Peter in a reading called...glory be, I cannot remember the name of the play! It was very good, though. And I've been preparing to move! No, not move house, move this page! The big move will take place tomorrow or the next day. And I'm not telling my new URL, 'cause there's nothing there yet.

Remember how I said yesterday that the other day someone stole a full Pepsi I had in the fridge, drank half and then put it back? Well, yesterday I left half a Pepsi in the fridge and this morning it was GONE!

I'm going to put a note up saying: "Whoever stole the urine sample that I had in the fridge, please return it. It was in a Pepsi bottle."

The other day, I actually saw this my precious homepage on an AOL browser. Now, I KNEW that the AOL browser is pretty crappy compared to Netscape or Microsoft, but I was not prepared for the hideousness that was ahead of me.

It looked AWFUL!!!

It changed all of my centering, so everything was crowded up against the left hand side, and all off the type was the same size, whether it was supposed to be

THIS BIG

And it just plain looks like I can't design. So, if you're doofy enough to be looking at this with an AOL browser, not only are you getting ripped off by AOL, but you're not seeing this or ANY page the way it was designed.

Repeat after me: AOL sucks!

I'm trying to figure out exactly what trailer-park trash would buy the "Cops-Too Hot For TV" video tape...

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Last Updated Sat 22 August 21:46:09 1998