Threw up all over my house last night. The funny thing was that I didn't feel ill before throwing up, and I didn't feel ill after throwing up. Just during.

Of course, the worst part was that after I was all finished, I had to clean it up. One of the drawbacks to living alone.

I am now OFFICIALLY one of the great awards sluts on the net! Go here and find out!

Hit number 3000 is coming up fast! If it is you, please e-mail me!

Took an I.Q. test on the Internet yesterday, and it was 144.
When I was 4 years old, it was over 150.

I'm getting dumber and dumber...

I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how sick I am of those little notices that say:
"If you were using a Java-enabled browser (such as the latest versions of Netscape Navigator and Microsoft Explorer), you would see an animated scrolling text sign."

I have Windows 3.1! I CAN'T GET Java! LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!

I don't care how beautiful and elegant a woman is, if she's smoking a cigar she looks like an asshole.

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