I went to the doctor yesterday about the agonizing pain in my ankle. The doctor told me it was probably tendonitis and to take two aspirin every four hours and call him in a week.

I was really disappointed! I wanted X-Rays and fancy prescription drugs! No fair!!

Another hideous curtain call tonight! We had a small audience, and I told my "The show goes much faster without that annoying audience reaction slowing things down" joke. We went out for the curtain call to a few anemic claps, bowed, and the second the lights went out, I, as lead off man, lead off, followed closely by Eric and David. I had just gotten off stage when the lights came back on for a second call. To snores, practically.

I did NOT go back onstage to embarrass myself with a second call, but everybody else besides Eric and David stayed.

I said afterwards:
"It's a good thing we did that second call or the audience would have RIOTED!!!"

The other day I got this screaming woman on the line who wanted some answers, dammit, and she had been shunted to three different people already, and her patience was at an end, to put it mildly. So, I put her on hold and yelled into the next office "Indra, there's a raving bitch on the line, would you care to speak with her?"

There were four people passing my desk at that time, and they all fell down laughing.

My boss, is the rudest person in America. The other day, these three men came to have a meeting with him, so I rang him and told him that his appointment was here, and he said that he didn't want to see them, and he wasn't feeling well, and he was going to go home and did they know that I was talking to him? And I told him that they did, so he told me to tell them to wait.

So I did. And they waited. And they waited. And they waited some more.

And I kept going back and telling him that they were still waiting, and he kept saying that he'd be with them in a minute, and he basically kept them waiting for AN HOUR, apparently hoping that they'd go away.

What a jerk he is.

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