So, the party last night was very fun. I was there for one third of Carrie and all of Hallowe'en, but I left before Hallowe'en II, and I was glad of it, 'cause it took me two hours to get home, 'cause the trains were a mess. And then, when I GOT home, the first thing I did was throw up all over the place, so I decided to stay home today.

I'm no Spartan.

The oddest, most Hallowe'eny thing happened after work last night, and I SWEAR it's true. I was standing on the subway platform, and a train was pulling up, and these two men came walking down the platform, and just as the train stopped so that a door was right in front of where I was standing, one of the men stops right in front of me. And I think (I KNOW I didn't say it out loud) "Get the fuck out of my way, old man", and the guy sort of jumps, turns around and looks at me, and steps out of my way.

So, I thought "Sorry, I didn't know you could hear me."

I have gotten, over the life of this page, three e-mails telling me that this page is primarily a page of links. I got the third the other night. I only have one thing to say to these chowderheads:

Can you not READ?!

Anyone who thinks that this page is primarily a collection of links is simply not paying attention.

Some days I truly believe that I am the only person on the face of this good green earth who is not a gibbering moron.

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