12 December
Umm...something seems different...
I know! The strawberries are missing! Yep, I've gone all Christmasy on y'all! Well, the Scrooges out there are just gonna have to deal; I LOVE Christmas.
Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla Walla Washington, Kalamazoo
Nora's freezing on the trolley
Swaller dollar cauliflower (something ending with an "oo")
Don't we know archaic barrels
Lullaby lily boy Louisville lou
Trolley Molly don't love Harold
Boola boola pensicoola alegaroo
Patricia was telling about her daughter, who was learning about Hanukkah at school and had to write a report about it. When Patricia checked it, she saw that Ariel had written "Hanukkah is a new holiday", and Patricia told her that it was NOT a new holiday, and Ariel said "Well, it's new to me!"
My God the house is a mess. Some of you (who may exist only in my imagination) may be wondering how I can possibly be anal-retentive and a slob all at once?
Well, it's a snap. If I start cleaning, I have to do it properly, so it's easier just not to start.
If I pick up that shirt that's on the floor over there, I'll have to pick up all of the socks and things, and then I'll have to pick up the newspapers and magazines and cds and pop bottles, and then I'll start cleaning out the desk drawers and scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush and I won't get any sleep!
So, to avoid all that, I let the shirt lie.
On the train the other morning I saw a guy with the exact same red Marlboro jacket as me (free with Marlboro Miles!). I caught his eye and grinned at him, and he looked at me as if I had two heads.
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