Yesterday I went to the city to take pictures of Debbie in a dark blue strapless evening gown on 42nd street, and I waited and waited and she didn't show up, so I was entirely pissed, especially since, during Pirandello, she forgot THREE times previously!

If I didn't have those pictures in my head so clearly already, I'd tell her where she could go!

I recently saw on Talk Soup a six hundred pound woman who was very angry with her boyfriend. If a six hundred pound woman can get a boyfriend and I can't, then life is now officially unfair!

Now, I have told the above anecdote twice so far, and the variety of reaction I have received is quite extraordinary. When I told it to the Bragg group at the concert, they all laughed appreciatively, and when I told it in the dressing room during Pirandello, they all chimed in "No, it's not TRUE, you could get a boyfriend, you could you COULD!!!" as though I was telling the story because I was feeling sorry for myself or something.

I don't want anyone's pity, I just want the laugh.

I open the mail at work when it's not addressed to anyone in particular, which is great around this time of year. Thursday there was a really nice 1997 Weekly Planner and a wall calendar with beautiful photography.

All for me!

Whilst in the pet store the other day, I saw the strangest item: a pair of antlers you can put on your cat for Xmas. The funniest thing about it was the drawing on the bag, which was of a cat wearing the antlers and SMILING!

If I tried to inflict those things on any of my bad kitties, I'd need a transfusion.

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