John and I made a hideous mistake yesterday. We went to the pet store again to look at the puppies, and we went inside and saw this chocolate brindled dachshund (brown with grey spots) all alone in a cage, so we asked to see him and FELL IN LOVE! Adorable, beautiful, and what a personality! He was showing us his entire range, "Look, I can be playful and fun! Also, I can be cuddlesome and sweet! Buy MEEEEE!!!" I am very anti-pet store; they're usually disease ridden and it's much better to go to a breeder or the pound, but I REALLY love this puppy!

This $900 puppy...

I called my Mom and said "Mom, can I have $900 for a puppy?"
And had to wait for five minutes for the laughter to subside.

When I was on hold with Medicare yesterday there was this re-written version of The Twelve Days of Christmas that was so weird that I wrote down the whole thing:

"On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friends gave to me
All their good wishes
Gifts for one and all
some mistletoe
a guardian angel
gold and silver tinsel
candles a-glowing
little silver bells
A SHIN-ING STAAAAR
Four coloured lights
Three boughs of holly
Two candy canes
And a song for the Christmas tree!"

I thought my head would explode!

My ankle has been hurting more and more; since it's gotten so cold, I've been lurching around like Renfield. So, if it's hot I can't breathe, and if it's cold I can't walk.

What am I, Job?

I have so much to DO before going home for Xmas! I really must return those 600 Pepsi bottles...Think I'm exaggerating? Come look in my kitchen...and on my roof...and in my bathroom...

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