Well, last night we had a HUGE house! When I went out for my first entrance I practically fell over from shock. And they were laughing like hyenas, too; my first bit got such a huge laugh that I started to break (I have the worst straight face on earth), so I had to play a really CHEERFUL prostitute.

However, the laughing was so big that at the end where it becomes very moving rather than funny, and we're all weeping and praying, they were still howling.

I am not complaining, however. It was nice not to outnumber the audience for once.

The other day in the show, Geoffrey (playing the butcher), instead of saying:
"Wait 'till you see what a clean cut I make of the liver, all shiny and quivering"
he said: "Wait 'till you see what a clean cut I make of the liver, all shiny and squirming"

Well, I thought it was funny...

Kevin came to the show! Yay!!

In the pre-show, Laurie and I are prostitutes, and we flirt with the audience, and when I came out, she pointed out Kevin to me, and I recognized him even with my glasses off. I told her "Don't bother, he's gay" just to tease him, but he didn't hear me.

I don't usually write things like this, but I've got to tell you, my hormones must be going nuts. I can't read, I can't think, all I can see in my head is a tangle of arms and legs and skin and sweat until I want to bite my own thumb off.

I think I'm in heat.

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