I'm going to Chicago in October! My friend John is from Chicago, and he called me to say that he was going at the beginning of October, and he got a great price, so I called and got on the same flight. 6.45a.

Need I tell you that this was John's choice as a reasonable time to get on an airplane.

Saw a funny interview with Cher the other week. She said that she got so mad when she was working her tail off exercising and everyone said she had liposuction. On the other hand, she said "It's my body and if I want to put my breasts on my back it's my business".

When I was at the movies the other day I saw this sign at the concession counter that said "Popcorn Popped Every Day!"

Well, that's real white of them...

Laryngitis update: I called Cynthia on the phone, and she said I now sound like Debra Winger.

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