(The Mighty Kymm--you'll not see nothing like!)

20 August

The 2000th hit came and went unacknowledged.
Well, let's see what I can deduce about #2000 without any help.

  • #2000 is shy
  • #2000 hated my page
  • #2000 cannot follow instructions
    and
  • #2000 is a BIG POOP!!!

    (little bunch o' flowers)

    Guess what darlings! My 32nd birthday is Friday 23 August! And I am VERY SAD because I'm getting VERY OLD, so, if you want to make me feel better, you can send me an Electric Postcard, or some Virtual Flowers, or some Other Virtual Flowers, or a Virtual Present!

    (little bunch o' flowers)

    How's the fat foot, I hear you ask? Still fat, but there's a new and joyful problem. My other ankle hurts. My other ankle hurts ALOT. My other ankle hurts for ABSOLUTELY no reason whatsoever!

    Just another example of the hideousness of my life.

    (little bunch o' flowers)

    Shark Week is over on the Discovery channel! I am very sad. I turned it on thinking that it was the Republican Convention, and got completely addicted to it.
    It's a long time 'till next year.

    Sigh...

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    Last Updated Fri 27 November 13:04:09 1998