Okay, I was trying to clean up today, what with the folks coming to stay in my apartment on Sunday, and I cleaned up the bathroom, the hallway, and half of the kitchen. Which is fine if we spend all of out time in the bathroom, the hallway, and half of the kitchen.

Which is somewhat doubtful.

I was telling my Mom about Life on the Internet, and I mentioned Jean-Yves, my friend in Paris. I thought she'd be interested, as she's Belgian, but she said to me
"Be careful of white slavers!"

So, Jean-Yves, if you ARE a white slaver, my Mom's on to you!

Remember how, a month ago or so, I said that I had cleaned enough cat hair out of my keyboard to make a new cat named Skippy? Well, I vacuumed my sofa the other day...and Skippy now has a big brother!

Named Spike.

I've said from the very beginning that Richard Jewell was probably innocent, and if I were he, and I really WAS innocent, I'd sue everyone in sight.

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