Got The Warped Award for Originality from Amy today. Apparently to make up for the fact that she's nicking all my awards. Don't think I haven't noticed.

Don't forget that I am Chrystal's Cool Page this week!

Advice for the day (courtesy of Josh):

When eating a peanut butter sandwich, do NOT absent-mindedly pick up an old, warm beer instead of your glass of milk and take a big gulp. Not a good thing.........

On the local news tonight, it was so hot, apparently, in Atlanta, that both Matt Lauer, gorgeous anchor, and Al Roker, funny weatherman, wore polo shirts. Pluses? Well, it was made quite clear that Matt Lauer seems to have a throw rug attached to his chest. Minuses? You also saw Al Roker's chest hair.

This I was a good deal less interested in seeing.

Saw a poster in the subway tonight. It said:
"Become more Jewish. Believe in Jesus."

Um......

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