This is what I wrote yesterday:

"I completely forgot to say yesterday that I had won The Best of American HTML Award!
My only excuse is the fat foot. I'll be blaming everything on the fat foot from now on."

And then I forgot to write that I am Chrystal's Cool Page this week!

That darn fat foot...

Got a letter from Jean-Yves today, and I said "It's pissing down rain here in Brooklyn, what's it like where you are?", and he answered "It's a beautiful evening here in Paris."

Rub it in, why don't you...

You know what I did today? You know how those hooks fell off my bathroom walls about two years ago and ever since then the hanging baskets with my make-up and my hair toys have been hanging on the shower curtain rod and the towel rack, respectively? Well, today I stuck new hooks on the wall.

And people call me a procrastinator...
A real procrastinator would have waited five years!

Lord have mercy. They've been showing this ad on local TV here for Newschannel 4's Doppler 4000, the new weather radar. The ad is a full three minutes long, and hints at the fact that Doppler 4000, besides predicting the weather, apparently cures cancer and will make racism a thing of the past. Today, I saw a commercial apologizing for the length of the ad, and promising that Channel 4 would no longer show said ad during the Olympics.

Of course, that only gives us New Yorkers a four day respite, or so, but we'll take what we can get. It's only a weather radar, for heaven's sake.

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